It seems some people will go to almost any length to get their end away. For these 3 people, it also means charges, possible fines and perhaps jail time. Our first horn-dog was arrested for armed robbery. No, not a convenience store, drug store or gas station. And he wasn't after cigarettes, cash or drugs.
A guy in Iowa City, Iowa walked in to the store, pulled out a large knife and demanded...a $250.00 sex doll! Yup! It was an adult entertainment store! The clerk, who wasn't hurt, called the cops from a nearby convenience store. There's no word where the man went with his hot date, Rhonda Rubber Girl, but cops are looking for the lonely Lothario. I just hope he's not allergic to latex (wink, wink).
Our next 2 people are in Mississippi, and were caught doing the vertical mambo in public. Seems the 55 year old guy and 42 year old woman were doing the dirty deed New Years day. Not only did someone catch the action on a cell-phone camera, but a nearby cop also got an eyeful. And this wasn't at 12:01 a.m on January 1st. It was in broad daylight! Among the charges..public drunkenness and indecent exposure.
Makes you wonder what the fuck they were all thinking ;)
'Nuff said.
Welcome! I hope you enjoy, and are maybe infuriated by, my somewhat irreverent take on world news and events, and the people who make and shape them. I hope we can share a laugh, and maybe provoke a thought, about what's happening "out there".
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