This Is Why They Call It Dope

   Mmm..burritos! Love them with spicy enchilada sauce and some sour cream. So, what's this got to do with drugs? Other than it's something you might scarf down after getting the munchies.
   Well, it seems an L.A County Sheriff's deputy was trying to smuggle drugs IN to a county courthouse..inside a burrito! He's pleaded not guilty, been relieved of duty without pay and placed on $25 thousand bond. There's no word if it was a hot beef and black bean or a chicken and refried bean burrito.
   In another case of "dope", it seems a 19 year old woman was taking the concept of high heels to the max. Cops say she had 3 pounds of cocaine hidden in her shoes when she went through the airport in Houston on her way to New York from Jamaica. A drug sniffing dog detected something suspicious, and her baggage was searched.
   No word if Fido got a dog-food burrito as a reward!
   'Nuff said.