Sorry, I'm Tied Up At The Moment

   And it seems folks in London, England are a little more tied up than usual lately. Fire crews have been getting emergency calls to help people who have been taking part in bondage. And can't get out. And it's not just handcuffs the 999 calls have ben coming in for. People have been getting stuck in everything from toys to toilet seats.....and even shredders! Ouch!!!!!
   And what's behind the increase? Officials say it might be due to the movie 50 Shades Of Grey. It seems sex shops and even hardware stores have seen an influx of people looking for something kinky in the toy or rope line.
   Needless to say, the London Fire Brigade is asking people NOT to call with something as mundane as being handcuffed or tied up, and only ring them for an emergency.
   I'm wondering about a couple of things though. If you're handcuffed to the bed or something and Mother Nature calls, is that an emergency? And if your lover ties you up and then leaves, how do you call 999 in the first place?
   Now if you'll excuse me, I have to read up on how Houdini managed to escape from a set of 'cuffs.
   'Nuff said.