And before you ask, I'm not talking about booty-tang, or a woman's "back" or anything like that. In fact, the asses I'm talking about walk around on 4 legs and go "hee-haw". Yep! Those asses. Donkeys if you prefer.
It seems a 65 year old retired Hungarian firefighter was, and this was a quote from the story I heard, "mauled to death" by 2 donkeys earlier this month. I didn't think donkeys could "maul" someone to death. Bears, tigers and lions can, cause they have razor sharp claws and long nasty pointy teeth. Last time I checked, donkeys didn't.
What actually happened was the guy was dragged some 50 feet by the asses, who were kicking and biting him. After they dragged him off his motorcycle! What the fuck kind of bike was he riding? A 50 cc Honda Cub? He couldn't get away from the donkeys? That bike admittedly has only 4.8 horsepower, but he still got dragged and trampled?
And what was wrong with Eeyor and his friend anyway? Was the gloomy place a little too gloomy? A lot of question marks to be sure, and it'll be interesting to find out exactly what happened, if we ever do at all.
But it was still an epic, albeit final, ass kicking
'Nuff said.
Welcome! I hope you enjoy, and are maybe infuriated by, my somewhat irreverent take on world news and events, and the people who make and shape them. I hope we can share a laugh, and maybe provoke a thought, about what's happening "out there".
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