Monday, May 7, 2012

Soylent Green. Now Available In Easy To Swallow Capsules!

 In South Korea, officials intercepted a shipment of capsules with a powder in them, which some people believe can cure disease. The capsules came from northeastern China. And contained, hold on to your stomach contents, powdered human remains. But not just any human remains. These were the chopped up bodies of babies, which were dried on a stove and ground into powder.
   Have you vomited yet? No? Well, here's another chance, so get your barf bucket on standby. Chinese officials are investigating the production of these "drugs" to see if they were made from dead fetuses or newborns last year.
   Apparently, there were several smuggling attempts made over the past year, with more than 17 thousand capsules involved. These are disguised as stamina boosters, and are taken by those who think it's a cure-all for disease. And while these shipments were confiscated, the question is how many got through?
   And who knows how sick people who took them can or have gotten, since they carry bacteria and other harmful ingredients. Apparently, none of the people who bought them knew what was in them, and so far, there have been no reports of illness.
   The sickest part of the whole thing is the simple act of turning dead humans into capsules someone else may well take.
   And now, I think I will have to go 'purge' myself.
   'Nuff said.

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