Time For More Celeb-Retards

   And we'll start with one of my faves..Justin Bieber. Seems the little impacted anal hair is in trouble with the law.....again! Apparently, he's charged with dangerous driving and assault after an ATV and mini-van collided near his hometown in Ontario, and an occupant of the van (supposedly a paparazzi) was in an 'altercation' with him.
   Apparently, the Beeb was driving the ATV with sometime girlfriend Selena Gomez on board and were 'chased' by the photog. Justin: Next time you wanna collide with a mini van while you're on your ATV, please twist the throttle full open, and don't wear a helmet. Also, leave Selena behind. She is kinda hot.
   Anyway, he was arrested after going to a local OPP detachment, and is due in court later this month. And since he's on probation in the U.S for the egging incident, he may well end up behind bars. Seriously, it's time someone gave this punk a pants-down ass whipping with a hickory switch. Or a Ping-Pong paddle.
   Moving on:

   Jennifer Lawrence isn't a happy camper these days, after someone hacked her phone and posted nude pictures onto the 'net. She calls it an invasion of privacy, and the FBI is looking into it. Not the nude pics, the case itself.
   This comes after similarly "compromising" pictures of Kate Upton surfaced recently.
   You know what? Boo-fucking-hoo! Anyone's phone can be hacked, accessed and stuff stolen and posted on the web. Especially if you're a 'celebrity'. Sure, you might be able to upgrade security on your device, but sure as shit someone's gonna come up with a way around it.
   And secondly, why have naked pictures taken of yourself and stored on your device in the first place? Grow a fucking brain!
   'Nuff said.