What A Bunch Of Tits

   That's Jasmine Tridevil, or so she calls herself. And yes, she is sporting an extra boob, like the 3-titted hooker in Total Recall. The 21 year old had claimed she had the 3rd tit (complete with a nipple tattooed on) surgically added for 20 thousand dollars, to make herself less attractive, and avoid being asked for dates.
   The claim, just like the extra boob, was fake. And you can just tell by looking at it the appendage was not grafted on surgically. Not to mention, no plastic surgeon in his right mind would ever do that (or am I being naïve). In fact, the exact opposite might have happened, with guys lining up to have a look (not to mention the hope of coping a feel) of all 3 boobs.
   And speaking of useless phony tits, Kween Kardashian is kalling her marriage kwits with Bruce Jenner. Yep! After 22 years, both Kris Kartrashian and Jenner filed nearly identical divorce papers within 24 hours of each other.
  Whaddya wanna bet this whole kluster fuck will end un on their shitty "reality" TV show.
   'Nuff said.