Call Him "Stumpy"

   Seems a judge in Alabama has thrown out a lawsuit by some dick-less wonder over a botched surgery. In this case, a circumcision that ended up taking more than "a little off the top". Our friend "Stumpy", or John Banks as he's properly known, and his wife had tried a 2nd time to sue the hospital and doctors who they say left him a little "short". They say instead of just a little snip here, and a little snip there, went a little far and (Johnny claims) lopped of his manhood!
   I don't know if John was trying to show the judge his "Johnny" and the evidence didn't "stand up in court", but the judge dismissed the lawsuit, saying the claim wasn't specific enough under malpractice laws.
   I don't know how much more specific you can get, not being able to whip out your wang. However, the judge did leave the door open for John to try and come again. Something he apparently can't do now.
   And what about his stuffed animal collection? What's going to happen to "Spank":

   The monkey
   And "Choke":

   The chicken? Will he have to "hand" them off to someone else?
   And Johnny: Try and keep your pecker up, guy!
   'Nuff said.