You Have GOT To Be Shitting

   Well, according to the calendar, spring has arrived. Although in many parts of this continent you'd be hard pressed to find any sign of it. Just this week, there have been wicked winter storms battering parts of Canada and the U.S with snow, blizzards, high winds and low temperatures. Hell, parts of Canada were warmer in January than they've been the past few weeks.
   And now it seems some lawyer Stateside is pissed of enough about winter lingering to file an indictment over a false forecast. And not with just any forecaster either. No. He's going after the guru of them all:

   Yep. That's Punxsutawney Phil, the groundhog who was dragged out of his cage on a cold February 2nd morning and did not see his shadow, predicting an early end to winter.
   It seems our lawyer woke one morning recently to find snow and cold and decided "what the fuck", and launched the indictment saying Phil was grossly wrong.
   Our legal beagle also says if his suit goes ahead and Phil is found guilty, he's calling for the death penalty. That's because Phil is effectively already serving a life sentence in his cage.
   By now, you've no doubt realized our lawyer really IS shitting us all. He'd better be, or a legion of fans will stampede him making sure he doesn't "Kill Phil".
   And Mr. Lawyer: If you are going to prank us all, at least you could've waited till April 1st!
   'Nuff said ;)