Size Matters.....Part 2

   O-kay, this has gotten bullshitty. A few posts ago, I told you about the Aussie who went to his local Subway for a foot-long, and got screwed out of an inch. He posted a picture of said sub with a ruler, and it measured 11 inches. At the time, I asked who the fuck goes around measuring their food? Well, it seems a lot of people have, and in fact a couple of guys in New Jersey have filed a class action lawsuit over the missing 25 millimeters.
   One guy even went to 17 different shops, and alleges every single sub was short of the foot long claim. One legal beagle says the suit likely won't make it to trial, and Subway will settle by offering coupons or something like that. I hope they're all for the missing one inch, and you need 12 to redeem them. And then hand them out in lots of 9 or so. Just for fun.
   And once again guys, a word of caution about exaggerating the size of your trouser sub to your lovers. Don't do it! You wouldn't want to be involved in a class action suit over THAT. The evidence may not stand up in court!
   'Nuff said.