'Lil Kim Is Pissed

   North Korea's Kim Jung Un, aka Sum Dum Fuk, apparently was very pissed with 15 members of his inner circle. So pissed, in fact, he had them executed. South Korea's spy agency says it stems from their challenging Kim's authority. One had the audacity to complain about state policy, and it seems 4 others, members of the state orchestra where 'Lil Kim's wife performed as a singer were also shot.
   Makes you wonder if they were complaining Kimmy's Mrs sounded like Yoko Ono. As for the others, you kinda wonder if they were offed after spilling the beans about Kim 'climbing' the highest peak in the North (see post below).
   Whatever the case, if old numbnuts keeps killing his own people, he'll be the "great successor" to fuck all.
   'Nuff said.

'Lil Kim Climbs A Biiiig Mountain

   Kim Jun Un (aka Sum Dum Fuk) this past weekend, according to North Korean media (who credit for the above photo's must go), along with a team of air force fighter pilots, "climbed" the highest mountain in the North. That'd be the 9 thousand foot  Mt. Paektu, a volcano that straddles their border with China.
   You can't see the support team in the above photos, but there were literally dozens of them. And that helped further smash my image of Kim.
   I mean, here I was thinking 'lil Kim bravely fought the elements as he pushed onward, steadily onward striving for his goal. The "great" successor also, at first blush, must've made the ascent wearing his Sunday best. I can see him now, doggedly placing one foot in front of the other, heedless of the 2 or 3 inches of snow gripping his heels, making him want to give up the quest.
   But no! Not Kim. He persevered, and with one last great push, made his way into the Sikorsky sky-crane helicopter used to boost his fat ass to the summit. I'm sure the wind blowing through his hair on the photo on the left was created by the down-blast of the rotors.
   But seriously, does anyone in North Korea believe this horse-shit? I don't think Kim's capable of waddling up a garden path, let alone climb a mountain. Even with dozens of people shoving that lard-bottom upward.
   It's just too fucking bad they didn't leave the little asshole up there.
   'Nuff said.

I Hope Not

   To a foreigner, any other country's money looks odd. Especially to an American coming to Canada. We have multi-coloured polymer notes ranging from 5 to 100 bucks, and each with a different colour, background and foreground. In fact, the mint not too long ago rolled out the 5 dollar bill

   Just recently, the mint also did away with the penny, something I fully support. But now there's word the newly updated and released 5-spot could also be pulled from the market in favour of a 5 dollar coin

   Something I don't think I'm in favour of. We already have 1 and 2 dollar coins

   Along with the nickel, dime and quarter. How fucking much change do we need bogging us down? And how big would women's purses need to be to haul that around? I guess the only possible benefit would be weight training.
   And what about the 10, 20, 50 and 100 dollar notes? How big would these be? The size of manhole covers?!? Stay with the bill, and don't saddle us with another coin.
   Not that it would make much difference to me. I never carry cash.
   'Nuff said.
  

Happy Easter

   To all my "peeps", Happy Easter!
   And honestly, I haven't forgotten about you all, I've been excessively busy, and haven't really had the time to post much the past few weeks. Keep checking in, though. I'm hoping work backs off a bit, and I'll be able to have more for you.
   'Nuff said.

Why The Hell Not

   Zombeavers. A movie I must admit I might watch. And, yes, the 'stars' are beavers. Ones that were infected when a semi hauling toxic shit hit a tree, and a couple of canisters ended up in a beaver dam. And started to leak. The rest, well, you can sorta figure it out yourself.
   Without spoiling the ""plot", I will say the beavers get infected, and morph into the critter above. With the predictable result of a manic feeding frenzy on the human 'stars' of the flick. Suffice it to say (from what I've been able to glean from sources) it's a gore-fest (also with boobies thrown in for 'titillation', almost obligatory in zombie flicks).
   Apparently, this was released last year, but only March 20th in the States, and is also apparently already on DVD.
   I just wonder if a n alternate title was "Gnaws".
   'Nuff said.

Where's My Library Card?

   Seems a woman who was making use of the Windsor, Ontario library system has been fired. Was she stealing books? No. Was she not showing up for work. No. Was she using a web-camera to show her tits and masturbate? Actually, yes. She was.
   Seems the woman, in her '20's, was fired by the web-cam company for violating the rules. Namely for "actions that may be deemed obscene in your community". Cops say the woman would film her escapades on her own laptop, but would cover up when anyone walked by. And it's not just the library, either. Seems she also "performed" (sometimes using sex toys) in a Tim Hortons. Talk about a double-double!
   The as-yet unidentified woman will be caught, according to police, because she is "clearly visible in the videos." Thanks for that stellar deduction Captain Obvious. If she's 'doing the solo dirty' on camera, it's clear her face will be visible. If anyone was looking that far up.
   The strange thing is, no one in the library complained. I guess she was being quiet about it.
   I'd like to know what the title of these "performances" were. Debbie does the Dewey Decimal System? Interesting books I've come across?. I also wonder if/when she's arrested she'll come quietly.
   'Nuff said.

Hello Handsome!!!

   You have got to love the new look Sum Dum Fuk (or Kim Jung Un) is sporting these days. I'm especially impressed with the eye-brow wax job he got. North Korea's tin-pot dictator also looks like he's been packing on the pounds, while his countrymen starve. Pretty much typical for 'Lil Kim and his family.
   I don't know where he got the haircut from, but I hope HE wanted it that way. If his barber gave it to him without permission, said barber likely was fed to the same dogs 'Lil Kim will be woofing down at his next meal. It's almost like the bowl slipped while the clippers were running. And those fucking eyebrows. 'Nuff said about them.
   The hair almost looks like he stuck his tiny dick in an electrical socket. Or was scared shitless by his advisors when they told him what the USA and allies had pointed at him if he ever dared loose off a nuke. I'll admit, I'm not exactly the picture postcard of sartorial splendor myself, but JEEZ!!!
   You know what he reminds me of? One of those fucking troll dolls from the 1960's

   Except no where near as good looking.
   'Nuff said