What A PIsser

   Seems a guy on a flight in Newfoundland got a call. A call he couldn't ignore, but couldn't really accept either. A call from Mother Nature. Our hero had to have a slash, only to find out there was no bathroom on the plane! What a pisser!
   Seems our guy had to go so bad, and with no relief so to speak in sight, he asked a woman in front of him to please move her son. Then found a handy bag, whipped out his Johnny and took a piss. Twice!
   The woman as a little pissed off (better than being pissed on, I guess). But not with the guy behind her. She's pissed with the airline, Air Canada. It seems the plane, along with the guy's bladder, was full, and on a 3 hour flight with one scheduled stop.
   An airline spokesman says usually, they have a plane with a restroom, but apparently a mechanical problem forced the switch.
   The operator apparently did tell passengers about the problem, and advised them to "go" before boarding. Even still, some people have bladder problems, and need to go when the urge hits. Shitter or no.
   The woman says she forked over 2 grand for the flight, but will now look at alternative ways of getting from A to B. And I can't say I blame her, either.
   'Nuff said.