So, They're Married Now

   So fucking what. "Kimye", as I guess they're now known, got hitched in France. And the only reason I'm blogging about this is simple: To vent. Either my spleen or bowels. I haven't decided. Probably both.
   And before I get rolling, I want to clear the air about some of the comments I might make, which might be construed as racist. I am not a racist. Skin color does not enter into my discussion. And why should it? If you're in love, it don't matter to you, so it don't matter to me.
   But that said, at least Kanye could have married someone from his own species..human. I've said many times in the past that Kim and her family are probably from the planet Kardash, and plot to take over the earth by sapping the intelligence of anyone foolish enough to watch their show.
   But now the die is cast, and poor Mr. West has joined the family "K". At least as long as the ratings remain good. Once they start to fall, and hopefully they will soon, "Kimye" will likely go their separate ways. Which would be another ratings grab as it was when she first got married/divorced to that seemingly mentally handicapped basketball player.
   At any rate, maybe now they'll shut the fuck up and leave us alone. But that's really not likely, is it?
   'Nuff said.

What A PIsser

   Seems a guy on a flight in Newfoundland got a call. A call he couldn't ignore, but couldn't really accept either. A call from Mother Nature. Our hero had to have a slash, only to find out there was no bathroom on the plane! What a pisser!
   Seems our guy had to go so bad, and with no relief so to speak in sight, he asked a woman in front of him to please move her son. Then found a handy bag, whipped out his Johnny and took a piss. Twice!
   The woman as a little pissed off (better than being pissed on, I guess). But not with the guy behind her. She's pissed with the airline, Air Canada. It seems the plane, along with the guy's bladder, was full, and on a 3 hour flight with one scheduled stop.
   An airline spokesman says usually, they have a plane with a restroom, but apparently a mechanical problem forced the switch.
   The operator apparently did tell passengers about the problem, and advised them to "go" before boarding. Even still, some people have bladder problems, and need to go when the urge hits. Shitter or no.
   The woman says she forked over 2 grand for the flight, but will now look at alternative ways of getting from A to B. And I can't say I blame her, either.
   'Nuff said.

Have YOU Seen The New McDonalds Mascot?

   That's it. The new mascot for kids meals. How many nightmares will that cause? Already, some are calling it the "McScary" meal on social media. One pundit called it the meal that eats you! To be fair, it is kinda creepy looking. To me, it almost looks like the oven from a stove waiting to gobble up anyone who gets close to it. Either that, or a rejected Monty Python cartoon.
   I have no idea what the advertising boffins were thinking of, but if I was a kid, I'd be begging my folks not to give me "The Box". I guess it goes along with the new look Ronald McDonald:

   Who looks for all the world like a creepy used car salesman. Just 2 more reasons why I'll never darken the door of a Rotten Ronnies. I'm just wondering now how many other people who've had their kids damn near shit their pants when they see the mascot (or at least start screaming) will feel the same.
   'Nuff said.

I Bet The Lawyers Fees And Commission Would Be High...If He Can Get One

   It seems some guy in the States is suing almost everyone and everything in New York City. And not for a paltry million or so. Not even for a billion. Nope. Seems our friend is going for the whole enchilada, and is asking for 2 undecillion dollars. That's 2 with 36 zeroes after it. That's a spicy meatball!
   But why? What set this idiot off? Well, it seems he's pissed off with the transit system, an airport, several stores, a couple of hospitals, a dog owner and 2 "Chinese" people.
   The 22 page statement of claim (among other things) alleges he was overcharged for every cup of coffee he bought at La Guardia airport. It also says he was bit by what he claims was a rabid dog on a New York Transit bus.
   The hospital and the "Chinese couple" are being sued because the couple took "unauthorized" photos of him while he was waiting for treatment.
   Now, I'm no lawyer, but I'm thinking buddy's suit will be thrown out, and he'll be assessed costs. As for getting legal representation, I'm thinking he's going to end up representing himself, 'cause there's no lawyer stupid enough to take the case on.
   And I'm not naming the guy. He fucking well might sue ME for a couple hundred billion!
   'Nuff said.

Remember Your Mom

   Today is Mother's Day. Remember to call or visit your Mom.
   And to all Mothers:

   'Nuff said.

Putain de merde!

   I'm saying "Holy shit!" in French for a couple reasons. One to bluntly state the obvious: I have not been paying proper attention to this blog recently. And second: Putain de merde! France a battu le Canada au hockey!
   It's sad, but true. France did beat Canada 3-2 in a shootout at the men's world hockey championships today. France! A team we've beaten at hockey 16-3 in the last 2 meetings. And have an 8-1 record against them, losing only once before in 1995. Almost 20 fucking years ago!
   Ah, well. It's just the 1st game in the round robin, and if we were to lose, I'd sooner have it happen at the start of the tournament, rather than the end. But still, France!?
   Time to pull your fingers out, boys.
   'Nuff said.