Friday, January 24, 2014

He Finally Got Caught

   My favorite impacted anal gland is back in the news again. This ingrown ass-hair finally got caught being the douche he is. Yup! Justin Beiber Busted in Florida for DUI, street racing and resisting arrest. Without violence. In addition to blowing .04 (which is apparently the legal limit for a 19 year old) Beebs admitted to having marijuana and prescription pills in his system. AND driving on an expired license from another State.
   While being arrested, and in direct violation of what cops ordered him to do, he took his hands off the Lambo he was driving at least twice. It's just too bad the cops didn't shoot him. At least taser or pepper spray him.
   Not surprisingly, he's out on bond waiting for his court appearance. I just hope they throw the little shit in jail. Then his song about wanting a boyfriend will come true! I'm sure there's more than one "Bubba" who'd like to make his tight end a wide receiver. If it already isn't.
   At least we can hope his "career" is over. And I also loved this, which a friend posted on facebook. Truer words were never spoken:
   Zeppelin RULES!!
   'Nuff said.

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