That's hurricane Irma, seen by a NASA satellite as she rampages across the Caribbean en-route to Florida. As of this post, Irma had sustained winds of 295 km/h, or 185 mph. Several islands in the Caribbean have reportedly had damage to 95% of structures. And that ain't all folks! There are 2 other storms brewing in the Gulf and mid-Atlantic.
Irma is responsible for several deaths, and at least one Darwin candidate. Seems a 16 year old pro-surfer got himself killed by heading out into wavers created by the storm. He apparently told some fellow non-successful Darwin candidates that it was "the best wave of his life". Turns out, it was also the last wave of his life when he was knocked unconscious when he hit his head on the reef, possibly braking his neck and taking a long hold down for a number of waves. Sorry of this sounds callous (no, I'm not), but that's just plain fucking stupid.
And about that H-Bomb:
North Korean dictator Kim Jung-un (Sum Dum Fuk) claims his country let one off recently, and says the U.S will be sent "gift packages" until they stop harassing Kim and his Krew. With "The Donald" as POTUS, that's not gonna happen.
Maybe what Trumpty-Dumpty should do is stand out in the Atlantic and start blowing his hot air to move a weather bomb over N. Korea.
Well, I can dream, can't I?
'Nuff said.
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