Monday, September 18, 2017

Aw, Fuck! Not Again

   Yeah, some dip-shit religitard AGAIN forecasting "The End Of The World As We Know It. Cough (bullshit) cough. Some evangelical Christian idiot says it's going to happen September 23rd. This particular asshole, some guy named Dave Meade, bases it on the number 33, for some fucking unknown reason, but it apparently has something to do with it being 33 days since the solar eclipse, how long christ lived, and yada-yada-yada.
   But this douche-rocket is different. He says HE'S not making the claim (cough..bullshit..cough), but it's all in the book of revelation in the Buy-Bull. Now, to be fair (for the first time in a long time) people of "faith" are also calling B.S, along with people who trust in Science, not some fairy-tale cloud-rider in the sky. In fact, one pastor even went as far as saying “It’s simply fake news that a lot of Christians believe the world will end on September 23.” And our guy says Planet "X" (aka Nibiru) will somehow be involved, eventually bringing fire, storms and other types of destruction. Yada-yada-yada.
   He can join the ranks of others who (wrongly) predicted the "End Of The World" in the past. Including Harold Camping, who was wrong TWICE.
   My plans for the 23rd? Maybe have a beer, watch a little T.V, go to bed at my regular time, and get up Sunday the 24th and laugh my ass off at another FAILED prediction.
   And people still wonder why I have no faith in religion.
   'Nuff said.

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