I Think It's Time For A New Feature

   And I'm going to call it "How Many Fucks Do You Give". This might end up being a short post, but here we go.
   Beyoncé is preggers with twins. Count Count, How Many Fucks Do You Give:

   "Zero. I give Zero Fucks."
   Lady Gag-Gag played at the halftime show during the Superbowl. Count Count: How Many Fucks Do You Give:

   "Zero. I give Zero Fucks".
   Okay, how 'bout this then. Count Count, the New England Patriots won the Superbowl. How many Fucks Do You Give:

   2. I give 2 Fucks. Ah, ah, ah!
   Count Count, why 2 Fucks? "Well, I can't give Zero Fucks about everything, can I?"
   Anyway, congrats to the Pats on the "big win", coming back to win in O.T, the 1st time that's ever, EVER happened in the Superbowl. I just hope Brady's balls were fully inflated this time.
   'Nuff said