Why The Hell Not

   Zombeavers. A movie I must admit I might watch. And, yes, the 'stars' are beavers. Ones that were infected when a semi hauling toxic shit hit a tree, and a couple of canisters ended up in a beaver dam. And started to leak. The rest, well, you can sorta figure it out yourself.
   Without spoiling the ""plot", I will say the beavers get infected, and morph into the critter above. With the predictable result of a manic feeding frenzy on the human 'stars' of the flick. Suffice it to say (from what I've been able to glean from sources) it's a gore-fest (also with boobies thrown in for 'titillation', almost obligatory in zombie flicks).
   Apparently, this was released last year, but only March 20th in the States, and is also apparently already on DVD.
   I just wonder if a n alternate title was "Gnaws".
   'Nuff said.

Where's My Library Card?

   Seems a woman who was making use of the Windsor, Ontario library system has been fired. Was she stealing books? No. Was she not showing up for work. No. Was she using a web-camera to show her tits and masturbate? Actually, yes. She was.
   Seems the woman, in her '20's, was fired by the web-cam company for violating the rules. Namely for "actions that may be deemed obscene in your community". Cops say the woman would film her escapades on her own laptop, but would cover up when anyone walked by. And it's not just the library, either. Seems she also "performed" (sometimes using sex toys) in a Tim Hortons. Talk about a double-double!
   The as-yet unidentified woman will be caught, according to police, because she is "clearly visible in the videos." Thanks for that stellar deduction Captain Obvious. If she's 'doing the solo dirty' on camera, it's clear her face will be visible. If anyone was looking that far up.
   The strange thing is, no one in the library complained. I guess she was being quiet about it.
   I'd like to know what the title of these "performances" were. Debbie does the Dewey Decimal System? Interesting books I've come across?. I also wonder if/when she's arrested she'll come quietly.
   'Nuff said.